Bobby & Sully pup chronicles. The kitty that got away.

Bobby: Dear Diary, today I was so close. I almost, almost touched the white cat. The Polar Bear. The Queen Marshmallow. The One Who Rules the Couch. She is the Lady’s favorite. I wanted to sniff her SO BAD.

Sully: Rookie mistake. I told you. Don’t. Touch. The. Cat. I’ve got the scars. Invisible ones. In my soul.

Bobby: But she’s so FLUFFY. Like a cloud! Like a pillow that moves! Like a snowball that hates me but I still love her.

Sully: Nope. No touching. Lady said: Look, don’t boop. I looked once. I booped once. The paw came out. Lightning paw. With claws. My nose still tingles when I think about it.

Bobby: Hmph. But maybe… if I sneak…

Sully: Don’t even. You think you’re fast? She’s faster. She’s like… ninja marshmallow doom.

Bobby: Ugh. This sucks. Being a puppy is hard. 😢

Sully: It’s not hard. It’s survival. Respect the cat, Bobby. Respect. The. Cat.